Because it always comes down to 2 things...

Today was a long day of annoyances. Today I thought to myself, "if someone offered me a job at Starbucks, I would take it."

But then I was wearing a crocheted tank top that looked something like this one , only, you know, different. And one of the actors said "That's a cute top. Makes you look like a human toaster cozy..."

And so I laughed, which was good.